You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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