I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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