We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize