and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
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