Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Randomize
