Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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