i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Randomize
