when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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