its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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