ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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