The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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