So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
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