:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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