worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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