we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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