do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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