There is no way he is gay with that hair.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
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