So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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