If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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