I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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