do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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