Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Randomize
