Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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