my mouth tastes like poor choices
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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