brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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