You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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