I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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