I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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