that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
I am sorry, you're response was not recognized. Please try again.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Randomize
