let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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