What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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