He asked to "fluff my boner.."
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
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