what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Vodka?
Forever.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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