He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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