their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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