Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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