I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
no, he came in my armpit
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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