After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Randomize
