That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
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