You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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