i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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