i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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