ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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