I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
operation harelip BJ is a go
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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