Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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