Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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