What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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