I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
And then he peed in my hair
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