The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
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