it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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