Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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