i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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