thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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