I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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