i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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